What Bazbo Says
I finally got to talk to Bazbo. She called and we talked for awhile. I was afraid I might've come off freaky because I left so many messages on her voicemail while she was tearing down Ape Camp, but she said she was glad I'm getting so interested in Matters of Ape.
She said I shouldn't think of Vanderboom as an asshole, but consider him not ready for the Ape. I asked her what about if he's never going to be ready for Ape, and she said that could be true and if so it will be dealt with when the time comes, but until then just leave it in the hands of the Ape.
She also said I really can't come work for the Ape yet, just like I was afraid of, but she'll begin making a spot for me. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
The sucky part is she said I need to keep working in the chute room, and that this is exactly what will make me Ape. The trial I must continue to endure. But she told me what I have to do: I have to keep working in the chute room, and any time the bag splits open I should take something from it. It doesn't matter if it's anything good or not--I just have to take it, hide it, and sneak it home. Which isn't going to be easy, because they check our backpacks and stuff. But it's what I need to do, and I'll do it definitely to Ape as Ape Should.
The supersucky part is that I can't call her again until I've brought something home, so that when I do call she'll know that it's High Priority and she'll drop everything and come right over. I asked her if I could email her and she said she doesn't have email, which blows.
But I have to do what I have to do, because I have to.
She said I shouldn't think of Vanderboom as an asshole, but consider him not ready for the Ape. I asked her what about if he's never going to be ready for Ape, and she said that could be true and if so it will be dealt with when the time comes, but until then just leave it in the hands of the Ape.
She also said I really can't come work for the Ape yet, just like I was afraid of, but she'll begin making a spot for me. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
The sucky part is she said I need to keep working in the chute room, and that this is exactly what will make me Ape. The trial I must continue to endure. But she told me what I have to do: I have to keep working in the chute room, and any time the bag splits open I should take something from it. It doesn't matter if it's anything good or not--I just have to take it, hide it, and sneak it home. Which isn't going to be easy, because they check our backpacks and stuff. But it's what I need to do, and I'll do it definitely to Ape as Ape Should.
The supersucky part is that I can't call her again until I've brought something home, so that when I do call she'll know that it's High Priority and she'll drop everything and come right over. I asked her if I could email her and she said she doesn't have email, which blows.
But I have to do what I have to do, because I have to.
posted by Sean McNally at 5:23 PM
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