Pornography and Wisconsin, with Kringle

So I got up this morning and ate a little bit of the kringle. Then I went out to buy some coffee, because I had none.

I passed this little guy on the street carrying a two foot stack of shrink-wrapped pornography. The top one had some big skank on it. There's a magazine store around the corner the direction he was going. So it was a delivery, not a purchase. That'd be a lot of pornography to buy in one go. Unless it was a present or something.

Then I passed this big tattooed hipster guy wearing a T-shirt that said "Freak Out!" He was talking to I guess his wife, because she was pushing a stroller with a little tot in it. As he passed, I heard him saying, "If they're unhappy, they should get their ass to the cheese convention in middle America." Their kid in the stroller was playing with a turkey baster.

So. I'm gonna look up more about Wisconsin, instead of pornography.

I don't know what the turkey baster means.